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Things white people like...
No, seriously, this is just a hilarious list of things white people like.

Skip all the junk about their book, but make sure to see #'s 75 and 78.
Posted by stretch on July 18, 2008. Tagged with
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Soccer would be better...
... if it were more like basketball?
Posted by stretch on July 9, 2008. Tagged with
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Parahippocampal gyrus? They don't even pay us!
Study find brain useful in detecting sarcasm. Duh!

Smarmy internet commentators everywhere, unite!
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Move over Dilbert
Despair, Inc.
Posted by stretch on April 27, 2008. Tagged with
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There but for the grace of god ...
Turns out, Demetri Martin is just the nerdiest parts of me and my friends, all wrapped up in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

PS. I was solving my rubik's cube when part 2 came on.
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Politics and Mights
Who do you want to win the primaries, and why?

I would vote for Clinton for the Dems; she strikes me as having less potential for greatness, but more potential for competence.

For the Republicans, i guess i would want McCain as pres because he is the least crazy, but i would want Huckabee as the candidate because he would be easiest for the Dems to beat.
Posted by stretch on January 19, 2008. Tagged with
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Dirty Jobs
So, $20 for the new ipod touch update? Steve, i didn't know you were so strapped for cash.

Thoughts?
Posted by stretch on January 18, 2008. Tagged with
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And you thought catwoman was terrible...
I do not know how this little gem escaped the notice of the sillytech community for so long.
Posted by stretch on July 15, 2007. Tagged with
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Kids these days...
A rock group older than the Rolling Stones!?
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What about the moose?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/5322302.stm
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Moving
Hey, anybody moved lately in Montreal and know good movers? Alternately, anybody move lately in Montreal and know which movers to avoid?
Posted by stretch on July 14, 2006. Tagged with
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Shoot First, Suppress Questions Later
Cheney Shoots Man in Hunt Error. So Dick Cheney is a bit trigger happy, who knew?
Posted by stretch on February 12, 2006. Tagged with
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These cartoons are a riot.
Here are the cartoons that people are rioting over around the world. The cartoons were published in September in a Danish newspaper. This created a fairly minor local controversy. When it failed to gain any real traction a local imam took the cartoons to the Arab summit to try to drum up outrage. But, he also brought along a number of other cartoons which had been sent to him by radical anti-immigrant groups including ones showing mohammed as a pig and paedophile. These last cartoons were never published by any paper, but have been widely cited by angry demonstrators.
Posted by stretch on February 9, 2006. Tagged with
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Surprise, Surprise
City crews dodging work. Shocked, I am just shocked. I thought they just dug holes in the street and left them unfilled for months on end as monuments to the decay and destruction of material society. You know, like the Olympic Stadium.
Posted by stretch on February 8, 2006. Tagged with
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Yes, this is the most important issue
I don't know if you folks have been following the Canadian election (the flaming ball of excitement that it is), but a duel of petitions has broken out. Explaining the back story would be long and tedious so suffice it to say there are two competing petitions, one that says kids are more important than beer and another that says beer is more important than kids.
Story link here.
Beer-not-kids link here.
I think you all know what you have to do.
Ps: Even you, Vinny. I know where your true loyalties lie.
Posted by stretch on December 14, 2005. Tagged with
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